The Labor party are at it again, lamenting that investigative journalists should monitor their “ethics” and not report on matters concerning; largess and greed, mass human rights abuses, systematic forms of torture, political corruption and slush funds in operation within Australia. Naturally its fine to expose other countries abuse of power scandals, just not Australian politicians dirty lies!

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Dear, ohh dear. Labor party, Deputy Opposition leader, MP Tanya Plibersek commented on the ABC’s QandA television show this week, that journalists should do their industry and the Australian public a disservice, by refraining from investigating and reporting on all matters involving Australian political and government corruption.

Liberal National Party MP Barnaby Joyce, sided with Pliberseck, by suggesting that Australian journalists and whistleblowers exposing government corruption, may very well find their houses burnt down. Charming comments Barnaby, statements made in what we gather would be a muted form of government retribution, to warn investigative journalists and whistleblowers that rocking the status quo and engaging in morally righteous, public interest initiatives, exposing organized crime, fraud, torture and murder within Australia, are activities that are not welcome by the government.

So much for George Brandis’s grand promises of free speech and freedom of expression, and injecting a diversity of opinion and views into the public sphere.

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The one thing people of the world should have universally realized by now, is governments and politicians of all persuasions tell porky pies. The ability to misrepresent the facts and mislead people is perceived by the political class to be essential to political “success”. Furthermore, ‘Sweeping dirt under the carpet’, seems to be an activity that many a politician engages in.

Who knows what mad statements the politicians are going to release next. Perhaps the Labor party will generously fund Australian investigative journalists and bloggers, to NOT dig up their dirt and release it in the public interest.

Maybe they will began funding anti-investigative journalists with union slush funds?

Or possibly the Labor party will establish Soviet gulag style “re-education camps”, forcing investigative journalists and bloggers to engage in Aussie patriotism, by making them knit kangaroo jumpers for Royal babies, a.k.a. the “real Julia style”?

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Why, the Labor party could send all Aussie investigative journalists on fully paid, summer surfing safaris and Obeid family funded winter skiing vacations?

If its good enough for ALP politicians, why not extend the union and Labor benefits to year long sabbaticals for journalists?

Who needs to work and investigate the truth, when investigative journalists could be enjoying full salaries to do nothing and just enjoy life, a.k.a corrupt politician style!

Or perhaps the Labor party will relaunch “political blogger” Andrew Landyou’s maligned “Dirt Squad” again. Why not recruit former ALP “Strategic Advisor” Nicholas Reece, to assist to the reignite the infamous ALP cyber terror and cyber bullying campaigns, spreading fear, terror, misinformation, propaganda and “murderous rage” across Australia.

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Or even better with ASIO’s expanded budget and mass recruiting drive in the age of “the war of terror”, perhaps Chief Spook, David Irvine, could “recruit” all the investigative journalists and bloggers in Australia, that expose government wrong doing and political corruption. And instead offer them tax free incentives to spread misinformation to the people.

Fresh from ASIO’s latest mass expansion program, David Irvine recently boasted on an ABC chat television show, that he had hired two journalists to work for the spy agency.

Its bad enough that the spook service allegedly places dirty spies in many government departments, social and sporting groups and university’s, but now they have crossed the line, spreading misinformation propaganda through at least two more mainstream media outlets.

Just in case David Irvine gets all paranoid and mistakenly launches a multi dollar, ill-informed witch hunt against our researchers, he should be advised, that our comments, are merely based on observations, secret hypnotic transgression therapy sessions with unnamed persons and detailed, global trends analysis.

Extraordinary as it may seem journalists, bloggers and the public alike are intelligent enough to know when the government and fake media attempt to pull the wool over their eyes.

When are the Aussie and Yankee spooks and corrupt politicians going to stop treating people as fools?

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And for those dirty journalists who have traded in their previous reporting on parts of the truth, their media ethics and former journalistic ideals, in exchange for tax free salaries and government perks, scoops on government misinformation campaigns and hob knobbing with corrupt politicians, be advised we know your names.

Furthermore please be advised that you have formally been de-friended, un-followed and all the Facebook “likes” and “re-tweets” we formerly issued you, have all since been deleted.

Don’t expect any more Walkley awards, as tales of traitors, who walk the dark side tend to spread like wildfire in the under ground networks, the soy latte establishment and mothers day clubs in the real world.

Happy vodka swishing to our journalistic traitor friends !

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DISCLOSURE

The aforementioned words are all based on facts. However it must be noted that the facts may have been infused with three parts joke, four parts sarcasm and three more parts down right disquiet.

All of our opinions are our own and have been informed by extensive data analytics robust surveillance of spooks activities and in depth analysis of politicians porky pies.

Moreover these comments are politically protected free speech, as defined under Article 19, of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights doctrine (1948).

Suck it up Tanya Plibersek, 2014 is going to be a hot and steamy year for you and your Labor party and union comrades! If you cant handle the heat, get out of the fry pan, Baby!

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